A Whole Lotta W.T.F

C.T. Annie

Oh my. I saw this while checking out D-Listed tonight. It's called a Cuchini. And I thought Merkins were bad. Why do I know this crap? I shouldn't know this. I guess nothing suprises me anymore. So wrong.

Suuuu Weeee

Swine Flu. A ton of schools locally have been closed until mid-May because of this new strain of flu. The Catholic dioceses is urging church members to stay home, Mayfest in Fort Worth has been cancelled, and almost all sporting events and extracurricular activities involving children have been cancelled too. However...Trader's Village is running commercials like they are going out of style for this weekend. I don't get it.

Killer Whales Spotted In The Gulf Of Mexico

Hundreds of Killer Whales have been spotted in the Gulf of Mexico. Normally associated with the colder waters of the north, it does seem strange. Scientists believe the whales have been in the Gulf for years, Mullin said, and that their presence - though startling to some anglers - isn't a sign of climate change or other manmade condition. Their relatively small population and the speed at which pods move make them difficult to count, which could have led to lower estimates. Click here to read the article in the Star-Telegram.

Pink Dolphin

A pink, yes...I said pink, dolphin was spotted inland in a saltwater estuary in Louisiana. "That dolphin's crazy!", anyway, the article is pretty interesting. Click here to check it out!

Octopussy

Open letter to the porn industry:

No.

Shark Suicide by Slide

A shark at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas committed suicide by jumping over an 18 inch wide, 1 foot high wall into a pool at the bottom of a waterpark style slide. Seriously. Check out the article here.

I am really curious though as to what caused it to jump like that.

People Suprise Me

Last night Frank and I went out to dinner and then for some drinks. We went to Chadra for dinner and the same waitress served us from the last time we went 2 weeks ago. She remembered us and remembered what we wanted to drink. I don't know why but that just surprised me. Later, we went to Milo's and they had a huge Halloween party going on with a lot of people. We dressed up, but just in "going out" clothes, not costumes. When we got in there, the bouncer joked that we were going as a normal couple for Halloween. We were there for about an hour and a half. While we were there, a fight broke out. Someone threw a beer bottle at the bar. Not sure if they were aiming for the bartender, but yikes. No punches were thrown, but it got very heated. So after things cooled down, we went to leave the bar. Even after all of that drama that the bouncer was involved with, he shook Frank's hand and said "Good Night Mr. Kirk" and then patted me on the back and said "Good Night Amanda". Who remembers people's names when hundreds of people are coming and going and drama going on? I was impressed. That is why I say people surprise me.

On a side note, at Milo's, I sat down on a stool across from the bar and waited on Frank to get our drinks. Some dude actually tried to pick me up...lol! The sad part was that he was , by far, the nerdiest person in the bar (and he wasn't even in costume). Ha! Later, Frank went to the restroom and another guy, who can best be described as Cedrick the Entertainer’s twin brother, hit on me. Freaking hilarious. So yeah...

Techno Viking's Too Sexy For This Video

***You must watch the first Techno Viking to truely appreciate this***

Techno Viking Does Beat It

***You must watch the first Techno Viking to truely appreciate this***

Techno Viking

OK, this is oddly hilarious.

0:40 - Techno Viking comes in to lay down the law
1:15 - Sick Boy comes in to the picture to give Techno Viking some water
1:30 - Techno Viking lays down the funk
1:56 - Guy gives Techno Viking a flyer
2:11 - Techno Viking doesn't like fliers
3:02 - Techno Viking on the move

I Think I'm Going to Barf!

Most of you probably know I have a "fear" of small aquarium fish...so this article, Texas bans nibbling fish pedicures, made me want to vomit. Seriously? You know this idea came from Asia-land. Ha!